How To Kill a Bear
Kill it with kindness
Sing to it in Swedish
Make it watch vacation slides
Whisper grizzly things in its ear
Feed it processed honey
Let it die of obesity
Call it honey or dear
Give it a ticket to Detroit
Bore it to death
Teach it how to watch corn grow
Place it on the sofa next to you
Make it watch the Price Is Right
Give it a loaded gun
Let nature take its course
(When it is gone)
Stuff it....with potato chips
Mount the head on the wall
Lay the fur on the floor
Call it a rug
Repeat the process
Go into the forest
Hunt for more
Copyright © Earl Schumacker | Year Posted 2018
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