How My Cat Got to Vote

How My Cat Got To Vote
         @FICTION WITH A MESSAGE@


I dressed up my cat, making her look, lovely and fat.
A long, blond, sexy wig and a big furry, leopard hat.
On a huge pillow in an expensive, wheel chair,she sat.

We went to where questions were not asked so we both 
Clandestinely,went, with no integrity to vote!
That bright day, where there would be no Faux Pas.
I didn't care if we were breaking American voting law!

Come now, I loathe police, law and order! Peeuuw!
Grow up, let's fool them,all the country, let it fall and 
Open all those once, life saving borders!
Let us never work, get SSI checks, we Medicare Marauders!

I just rolled Kitty in, no were questions asked!
I had my dead Mom's ID, if a question came to task.
Easy as can be ~to cheat on voting in the land of the free.
Blaming all in the USA who had any money,more than me!

Whoopee, I jumped with boundless, inner cheer,
How very proud~worldwide anarchists are here.
I gave Kitty fresh salmon, that very special night.
I was so proud of breaking voting rules, that very night.

V is for victory! Or, so I heard it said.
"Honesty and integrity are nothing” I proclaimed!
But something so terribly American in me, had me blush,beet red!
I lost my soul and integrity, for less liberty??
And I sold out to Communist mush,how they love me!

  


              

              CELEBRATE A LOVING THANKSGIVING
          
                            HUGS
                    
                           PANGIE



                                11/26/2024
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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Fisher Avatar
November 26, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Too funny and timely, Pangie. So clever and fun; and of course a great pick on politics! However, I got my dog to vote, so they cancelled each other out.
Romios Avatar
November 26, 2024 at 6:09 PM
ROFLMAO PLUS. What name did you use for the dog? Fido Fisher? LOL. How did you disguise him… next time vote online only, so the votes wont cancel each other out. I dont doubt voters cheat! And then, they turn around and kick politicians? Its a Fav pastime here, i think we should confess all our failings in front of others)) nobody would tell on themselves. Its always the other guy who gets loaded, not us! After all, we are poets and perfect!! I think not. I know I am far from a perfect anything. There are divisions of humanity or leaders we love to smear? It is a gross activity. Pangie xx
Hinshaw Avatar
November 26, 2024 at 11:30 AM
A wonderful and very witty verse, Pangie! Enjoyed immensely! Bob
Romios Avatar
November 26, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Hi Bob, I just mailed you about the family dog! This poem makes me laugh, am so glad you enjoyed!! Hugs, Pangie xx
Kauffman Avatar
November 26, 2024 at 10:46 AM
Indeed, Pangie! When we lose integrity and morality we become hollow rags only existing for ourselves. Well done. Purr-fect story telling. Blessings to you. Happy Thanksgiving. BTW - how is the haiku coming?
Romios Avatar
November 26, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Dear Sam, hope you have a turkey-luscious Holiday. I just refead the story, it makes me laugh. It is incredibly silly and yet has a message. For those who think integrity counts over winning. But this applies to all we do. I have not been writing haiku much.or that much poetry, for that matter. I will soupmail you.when I do! You are a master at Haiku!! Hugs,Pangie Xx
Read Avatar
November 26, 2024 at 8:05 AM
Hi Pangie, did Kitty vote for Trump, love your sense of humour.
Romios Avatar
November 26, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Good day, John! Nope, this was not about Trump, Just a silly verse. Trump wants voter ID’s, theRoyal Opposition does not. Duh!California .. voting by mail is popular. They shut down voting in person during the Covid Debacle! May that crock,never return! Hugs, Pangie xx
Buhagiar Avatar
November 26, 2024 at 5:47 AM
I will vote in my next Malta election, but I know my party will lose. Corruption is everywhere.
Romios Avatar
November 26, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Hi Victor, do vote, you are a man of integrity and honor. It shows in your poetry. Those liars have a home in hell! Just do good, my daughter ran and was elected to public office. All the evil tricks against her, in the end, failed and she held office with integrity!)) Smile, Victor,..evil in the world is at its height, but goodnesses will prevail! Evil ones crawl the planet since time began.Our job is to honor God, not man.hugs, Pangie xx
Rodrigues Avatar
November 26, 2024 at 8:00 AM
In the heavenlies, I know your vote counts.
Cunningham Avatar
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Lol, can just picture the scene Pangie. Tom
Romios Avatar
November 26, 2024 at 9:21 AM
I enjoyed writing this, Tom, it was profoundly silly to me. Thank you for your mail. I am doing my best to recover fromthat fall. Ouch! Higs, Pangie xx
Eagle Avatar
November 25, 2024 at 9:58 PM
This was amazing. It is so smart and funny. Very creative and I enjoyed reading this poem.
Romios Avatar
November 26, 2024 at 9:31 AM
Hi Elena,glad you enjoyrd this, it really is a significant issue…being from Chicago, wow! Known for people vot early and often. How gross.four years ago, nations like Communist China voted in USA elections! I saw videos of the votes coming in.gross, thank you for commenting and I know you, and admireyour lve of the USA. You shine with integrity! Hugs, Pangie xx
Tor Avatar
November 25, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Enjoyed reading Pangie got a big smile out of me. You have a really smart cat lol. Thank you for sharing...
Romios Avatar
November 26, 2024 at 9:38 AM
Hey, Michael! My cat is not smart, of course. I like that this poem made you smile. How nice of you to let me know. Have a great Thanksgiving.i think you are henrous in your writes and comments, i appreciate that. Hugs.Pangie xx
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