How Long Did She Plan To Stay

I woke up to my mother-in-law’s snoring noises loud and clear. Come! I said to my husband. I swear that your mother is near. Outside on our front lawn we saw a parked Airstream with windows wide. I knew for sure exactly whose big mama was sleeping loudly inside. She had built a little fence and put out two plastic flamingoes, pink. I was so consternated and confused, my mind would not let me think. “Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!” my husband yelled, knocking on her door. She did not wake at first, continuing with her horribly loud ugly snore. The kids got up and began yelling “Grandma!” glad to see…. What had sort of kind of actually irritated me Pink birdies! They yelled, thrilled with this woman from Ioway. My only concern was, how long did she intend to stay?