Horseplay

I was working cattle with a crew a little south of Muleshoe, When I watched a horse work with perfection and grace. I said "pardon me gent, no offense is meant, But your horse is the smartest thing on this place." He broke out in a grin and scratched at his chin, “Name is Bob, I'll tell you the story if you've the time." I looked at the crew and said "We're about through, You can tell me over tequila and lime." "My grandpappy , Jason , was from the Permian Basin And cowboy'd where it was dusty and hot. And I'll tell you son when it's all said and done, That bunch from Odessa was a hard gamblin’ lot "Now three fingered Willy owned a stud and a filly And played poker whenever he could. One day Willy met Jason, from the Permian Basin, And they locked in a game of seven card stud. "Things had gone badly and Willy looked sadly At the money he had left on the table. He could ante it all, but couldn't raise or call, So he offered the stud from his stable. "Now the stud's name was Gyp, smart as a whip, And he was standing just outside the door. Willy treated him like dirt and hit him with a quirt, So the thought of a new owner pleased Gyp for shore. "And so there was Jason, from the Permian Basin, Holding two Aces, two jacks, a Queen and a Four. Willy wasn't saying which cards he was playing, But Gyp could see three Kings through the door. "He had to act fast if he was ever to get past Being treated like an old worn out shoe. He burst through the door, knocked the lamp on the foor And nuzzled Jason as past him he flew. "After Gyp was gone and the lights came back on, Jason looked at the cards he was holdin'. Gyp had given him a third Ace and he settled it in place, And knew Willy would certainly be foldin'. "So Gyp teamed with Jason from the Permian Basin, And he sired many a colt in his time. The one I am ridin', there just ain't no hidin, Is as smart as Gyp was in his prime. “How did Gyp get that Ace that he put into place? I get asked that question wherever I go. I think you'll agree that Gyp was smarter than me So I always answer "How the hell should I know?' " Well, I listened to the story in all of its glory And drank my tequila with lime. I live in Texas, it's true, and I think like you do, Now I guess I've heard it all in my time! August 26, 2016 For Contest Unhinged