Horn and Haiku Humor

Horn I Always Has Haiku Humor

When Trump stepped off curb,
Do not bother him or disturb,
As well as perturb.

Session by session,
Trump will make poor impression;
Does use deception,

At us stares and stares
While out you always wears,
When up or down stairs.

Trump is undressing.
Others will be impressing;
All his sins stressing.

Out sins poured and poured;
Trump had been told by our Lord,
History was restored.

Trump is a looter;
Ignorance needs a tutor.
Never straight shooter.

Trump does have an urge,
Be loser while being skirge,
As President must purge.

Trump is hard to bare;
A loser beyond compare;
Steels more than fair share.

Had looked at big board;
History had been restored;
Trump did bring on discord.

At us stares and stares;
For anyone Trump never cares';
Spent all of our fair shares.

Trump talks and rambles;
Not sure and always gambles;
Left us in shambles.

Trump last of liter;
Always has become bitter;
Needs baby sitter.

In sun, Trump does bask;
Refuses to wear his mask;
Even when we ask.

Trump does day by day,
Always leads our souls astray;
For sins he must pay.

Like last one the best.

Jim Horn

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021



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Date: 1/12/2021 4:18:00 AM
You had several nice pieces. But you lost me totally with your politics/trump stuff. Sophomoric, at best.... Im being kind. I will keep tuned for some other less divisive pieces by you. Good luck
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Date: 1/5/2021 7:52:00 AM
You and I have the same initials, JH. The line...Needs baby sitter made me laugh. I take it Mr Trump did not receive your vote.
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Date: 1/8/2021 9:59:00 AM
You are right. The lower your education, income and socioeconomic status the more likely you were to vote for Trump.
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