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Honey Do List

My wife and her honey do list
It keeps me busy all day
Take the clothes out of the dryer
Fold them up and put them away

Clean out the garage, change the bulb
Wash the car, feed the cat, and cut the grass
Don't you dare, forget the windows
And don't leave any streaks on the glass

Pull those weeds out of that garden
And take the dogs for their walk
It's time to winter proof those windows
So, go to the store and buy some caulk

I think those shutters need painting?
Don't forget to trim the trees
And put some anitfreeze in both the cars
We wouldn't want the engines to freeze

The carpet in the den needs vaccumed
You have to water the plants
The needle and thread are in the kitchen drawer
So mend the holes in your pants

Man, am I ever tired
The sweat is covering my head
Well, I guess I better get started
It's time to get out of the bed
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Taylor Avatar
April 14, 2010 at 1:41 PM
Another chuckler, Larry.
Murphy Avatar
April 14, 2010 at 12:35 PM
very funny as always I just love your poetry makes very nice reading today and always and thank you for all your kind comments faleshia
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