Hey Baby S.K.A.T..."where-You-At?"

Hey Baby S.K.A.T..."Where-You-At?"
Because, this is the place to be!
The Poetrysoup needs a scoop
Of your slamming poetry!
Hey Baby S.K.A.T... Let's go "Tit-For-Tat!"
But, prove to me that you want to win it!
Whatever you do...Don't obstruct my view,
Like a glass eye with a fish in it!
Hey Baby S.K.A.T...Come join my FRAT!
And show me that you have a quick hand!
You must be able to prove yourself stable,
Like a peg leg with a kick stand!
Hey Baby S.K.A.T...Don't be a BRAT!
Don't just lay down and take a nap!
Please don't fear that your slams look weird,
Like an AFRO with a chin strap!
Hey Baby S.K.A.T...Your MOM is FLAT!
OOOOH! Now what do you have to say?
I have bigger breast on MY chest.
"NOW do you want to come out and play?"
Hey Baby S.K.A.T...This is just a SPAT
To see if I can hit that spot!
So, I will put this one to bed, but like Jay-Z said...
"Little Mama...Show me what you got!"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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August 23, 2010 at 2:09 PM
Doc, LOL, I love it. Very cute for Royal, you are right she is a cutie pie. LoL, what you said about Skat, is to funny. You are a master on others. A game of sheep, well there you go you asked me what did Nate, mean by that. Well there you go, you are taking the sheep with a game of slam. Sorry if I don't respond to the game I am no sheep. I am the poet destroyer. And when you want me to destroyer your poetry let me know,..your Buddy p.d
Cobb Avatar
August 23, 2010 at 1:09 PM
hey sweetheart of poetry soup, this is actually for her daughter "Royal." she is another cutie like her mother, who we need to get back to the soup. actually we need them both back on the soup with regularity.
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August 23, 2010 at 1:01 PM
Luv this Dakari.. and S.K.A.T. Irma is another of my BFF ..like P.D. and Nate... great to see Slam lives again under a different title.. enjoyed your creativity tonight from Italy..luv..ciao..
Hales Avatar
August 23, 2010 at 12:51 PM
Oh poet man you know your stuff ...shake it boy shake it ... What lines of attack come on baby skat make it good to make it bad ... Great write dakarai sarah x
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August 23, 2010 at 12:25 PM
Hey Royal, you know who put me up to this...so please be gentle. Now I have to cite some sources: most of the funny lines came from one of my favorite hip hop groups-The Pharcyde. Okay, now they can't sue me.
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