Herlos Is Not An Elf On the Shelf

Herlos was a snail-riding peddler elf. He was always moving, never sat on a shelf. Made fun of the lazy Christmas Elves for sure. He was a natural elf, all honest and pure. Herlos could make a deal like no other. He quickly sold items to every American mother. They never thought they got a bad trade at all. He was a snail-riding elf, and much better than a mall. The Christmas elves were jealous, but what could they do? They were also rather spoiled, sloth-like and kind of lazy too. They were always pristine, never fell off a snail or into a lake. They let Herlos be himself; they stayed inside with the cake.