Here's the Pitch...

Announcer: " Now he wipes the sweat from his brow, for it has all come down to now!" Will the catcher put down the one? A blazing fastball to defy Newton and ascend like an aspirin in flight? Will the catcher put down the two? A rainbow curve ball to snap across like a bleached protractor on a breeze? Will the catcher put down the three? and invoke the cunning of Bugs Bunny as its' seams sputter and stall in mid-flight? Announcer: " He shakes his head once. He will be hero and dunce. He rocks back, compact and low and now he uncurls, and lets it... Go!"