Hell, LoJack Junior!

Has anyone seen "Junior?"

He was here a minute ago!

Weren't you supposed to watch him?

Guess we'd better call the "Popo!"

This is the third time this week!

Feels like I've got  "Crack" in my head!

It's 'bout time we "LoJack" Junior!

Or just "Velcro" his ass in bed!!!
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