Hedloper the Roman

Hedloper the Roman was sent back to guard the books of Itheius. They were kept in a library in the province of Mellifluethius. He had never been here but he was a Roman, soldier-trained. So here he stands guard daily, watching, as it was ingrained. The people of this century are the strangest he has ever met. He did not think the world could get any sillier, but it is goofy-set. The questions he gets asked are so dull, boring and bane. He is shocked that the planet still exists in this world so insane. He cannot wait until the year 2026, for that is the year he can return. To his life, guarding the Roman arena, a place where Christians burn. New world is full of tiny talking tablets which are such a waste of time. He cannot wait to get back to his true life, because he is in his prime. Back home, he had a lovely wench as beautiful as he had ever seen. Being here for his commission was frankly, pretty ridiculous and mean. His father invented the time machine, so they made him use his son. He only has to remain in this time for five more years, as this is 2021.