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Worm mutton cottage fries made without oil, ants on chocolate toast, Bread made of almonds, and healthy carrot-laden Robin egg soup. Vegetarian sandwiches lavishly sprinkled with the most Delightful new organic spinach that makes you rapidly poop. All of these delightful-sounding greens and wholesome delights, that you so adore. Do not make me or my family want to come back for any extra or more. Yes, I know you have cheese-free pizza, and cake without flour. But we like mashed potatoes, and dressing, not things that sound dour. Next Wednesday you say, you are trying meatless, but tasty livers squash stew? Come try it you say? It is tasty, already made and will be good for both me and you? It sounds yummy and delightful, I will ask my husband and the rest of my crew. Sorry. We are extremely busy; the bathroom a week ago ran out of shampoo.