He Lied

The pipe dream that the fat man had He lied and lied and lied And some were still surprised The damn truth wasn't in him Call me Thomas if you like For no doubt I had my doubts And he had such clout With the higher ups at the Awful place And he so loved to invade my space To watch me fall from Heaven's grace For no soul did the ******* have at all no *****, no zeal, no common appeal And damn he was ugly Ginger would say assymetrical And the charge with my soulmate was electrical I placed him on my bucket list For oh so long he made me wait But I did not mind For his love was quite my kind And he was the one King James Wrote about in the book of love My turtle dove My little canary And I just knew He loved me too So I wait to this day And I hope and pray that god hears me And sends to me My Alfie...