He Is a Life Coach

He told us that he was a life coach. What is your training? I asked. I had never heard of this. I was trained by life. So …..no training whatsoever Yet he is charging people a hundred dollars an hour? Can they bill their insurance? They can try. Will their insurance pay it? I doubt it. What do you teach people to do? Enjoy life. Here is my card. Recommend me to your friends. He was self-assured to ridiculously pompous and arrogant. I took ten cards; to get them out of the hands of others. He was exceedingly pleased and offered me fifty cents for each person who came with a card and told him I had recommended him. Give me ten more cards I said. His smile was wider than the state of California is long. I was amazed that he could not tell by my face what I was thinking. I guess his life experience is not as complete as he thinks.