Having a Splashing Time

Water is such a fun thing nothing can keep it dry it always so full of liquid gets you wet whatever you try Now mix water and elephants then the fun really begins these large creatures of nature love a good splash on their pins They have an extra gift on them having trunks to water out by force you've no chance against such a foe a drenching is yours sure of course but if you really want a car wash then these fun guys are spot on but make sure they hit the target if you're near your dusk will be dawn! So if you're near any area of water make sure elephants are not near at hand if they are then be sure it's land dry don't mix them you just stand alone (This is an oldie of penned some years ago, though it would bring a laugh at the end of this troublesome year for us all.)