Havana Syndrome

is a mass hysteria induced by the sound of Indies short-tailed crickets mating, not, as conspiracy would have it, the result of a sonic weapon, a microwave attack, or malfunctioning eavesdropping equipment. Likewise, the Sausalito Hum was not a snooping Russian sub, or newly laid electric cable. No, blame the love sick plainfin midshipman, a simple toadfish sounding off like a foghorn. Pay no attention to the banshee cry of the lynx, or to the brush-tail possum sounding off like machinery grinding, not to puffins like chainsaws, not to cheetahs chirping, not to koalas bellowing, not to ptarmigans chatting like cartoon characters. Stories of spying and international espionage might be exciting, but Mother Nature is much more surprising! Inspired by "Animals Keep Creating Mysteries by Sounding Weird", Ed Yong, The Atlantic, January 8, 2019.