Harold tore too many Holes in his Jeans

Howard thought holes in his jeans was fashionably in style He tore them all down the pants leg, wearing a smile His mother told him he could not leave the house on his horse Unless he wore long underwear, and he did it of course He was glad he did, for these holes were in the wrong places He had torn the holes in his jeans in some mighty weird spaces Someone said how lovely the orange was showing through Come see me tomorrow he told her, I’ll be wearing blue