Harold Is Sent To Collect Giant Spider

Harold and his cousin belligerent bossy big idea Bob
Formed an insect removal company, Spiders no Prob
They had no issues until a call really late this afternoon.
Harold was walking toward it when something blocked out the moon.

At first he thought it was a statue and was not concerned at all.
But then he saw it open its mouth, and his blood ran into stall.
His breathing was fast and erratic, and he felt a sense of fear.
He had never seen a spider like this creature that was near.

The spider began to chase him and Harold promptly wet his pants.
Go back in there and get him! Bob said. Harold yelled "NO CHANCE!"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Hankins Avatar
May 12, 2022 at 3:57 PM
I wouldn't either! Bob seems to lack some commonsense!
Krutsinger Avatar
May 12, 2022 at 9:30 PM
Bob is a bully.
Cunningham Avatar
May 12, 2022 at 1:19 AM
Lol, they do seem to be getting bigger every year either that or I'm shrinking. Tom
Krutsinger Avatar
May 12, 2022 at 5:52 AM
They are larger Tom - it is the preservatives they are consuming in our foods.
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