Hanky-Panky At the North Pole
Hanky-Panky at the North Pole
By Elton Camp
Santa came in early from the workshop
At the door he came angrily to a stop
The shocking sight that gave him pause
Frosty the Snowman cuddling Mrs. Claus
“You’re supposed to be a jolly, happy soul.
In your stocking expect find lumps of coal.”
“And I’ll just confiscate that old silk hat
And see how well you do without that.”
“And I’ll take you along on my sleigh
So you’ll vanish into water along the way.”
Mrs. Claus came up with a lame excuse,
But she was caught—there was no use
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