Halloween Was a Success

In the land of Halloween mystification, The wild witches of Perth went on a vacation. Jack-o-Lantern Queen watched in fascination. As others rejoiced in jubilation. For the absent witches were big, brass, and bad. The most notoriously insane we’d ever had. So ghouls, ghosts, goblins and gargoyles went quite mad. To try to pick up the slack of the Perth Witches, so rad. A confused imp asked the October Queen for advice. She jumped on her lit candle, not once, but twice. Perth witches returned full of vigor, spit and spice. Halloween was a success, frightfully scary and nice.