Halloween Night

Halloween night is supposed to be scary
Peopled by spooks and goblins, most of them hairy  
     But where I come from it's quite festive and merry
     Sugarplums dancing, accompanied by faeries

Then there's the time-honored custom of trick-or-treating
'Course, as any trick-or-treater will tell you, it's all in the eating
     But where I'm from we dispense with the preliminaries
     Just one thing on our itinerary -- confectioneries

Now as to the matter of witches on broomsticks, cackling high overhead
And the spirits and ghosts that allegedly rise up from the dead
     We don't subcribe to that spooky nonsense
     What we do is burn incense and sniff frankincense

Not to leave out the garish jack-o-lanterns' macabre grins
The eerie haunted houses with their swinging skeletons
     Sorry to disappoint you, but we simply dispense with that stuff
     ~ In our nudist colony, where tradition's remade in the buff

                          
                            October 23, 2018
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Gauthier Avatar
November 3, 2018 at 8:39 PM
LOL Bravo, Gershon. Congrats on your well deserved win.
Wolf Avatar
November 4, 2018 at 6:55 PM
Thank you for checking this one out, Line! :) gw
Kitchin Avatar
November 1, 2018 at 11:28 AM
This was cute and made me laugh, congratulations on your winning placement!
Wolf Avatar
November 1, 2018 at 8:08 PM
And thank YOU for sponsoring the contest, for inspiring so many of us. Appreciated. Best wishes, Gershon
Pigeon Tart Avatar
November 1, 2018 at 8:29 AM
Lol! More than skeletons swinging ;p Love it, congrats on your win my friend! xomo <3
Wolf Avatar
November 1, 2018 at 8:09 PM
Yeah, probably a lot of flab swinging back and forth. Ha, ha. Best wishes, Gershon
Canerdy Avatar
November 1, 2018 at 7:04 AM
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR WELL-DESERVEd WIN! Janice
Wolf Avatar
November 1, 2018 at 8:09 PM
Thank you so much, Janice! ~ Gershon
Kiser Avatar
October 23, 2018 at 6:19 PM
I had no idea that nudists even celebrated Halloween...Adorable pen.
Wolf Avatar
October 23, 2018 at 8:29 PM
It might be news to them as well. I'll have to send 'the colonies' this poem. Ha, ha. Happy Halloween! :) gw
Green Avatar
October 23, 2018 at 3:37 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to trick or treating. : ) This was fun.
Wolf Avatar
October 23, 2018 at 8:29 PM
Glad you enjoyed it! All the best, Gershon
Allison Avatar
October 23, 2018 at 2:47 PM
absolutely hilariarse GW! the ending of the poem is sheer genius!:-) hugs Jan xx
Wolf Avatar
October 23, 2018 at 3:25 PM
Gosh, thank you so much, Jan! --- although I doubt that Shakespeare's exactly trembling in his boots here. :) gw
Cunningham Avatar
October 23, 2018 at 2:40 PM
A gem of a verse Gershon. The last lines a killer lol. Tom.
Wolf Avatar
October 23, 2018 at 2:43 PM
Glad you enjoyed it, Tom. Thanks for letting me know that it worked for you. Appreciated. ~ Gershon
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