Grizzly and Kodiak Are Wild Women
Asian Black, Kodiak, Polar Bear, Grizzly and cuddly Teddy bear too….
Which one would you want to find wearing your pajamas when you have the flu?
The purple and pink striped ones would look the prettiest on the Asian Black,
But she is particular, and prefers a polka dotted nightie with a sheer and sexy back.
Let’s say you see a bear creep into your bedroom in the middle of the day,
You see her putting on your pantyhose, and she rips them every which way.
I choose Giant Panda, hoping she will want to wear my flowered blouse.
I would share all my every day clothes with her, for I am not a louse.
Sri Lanka Sloth Bear is the neatest, with her tidy extra- long hairless snout.
I know if she was visiting, I would let her wear my fancy blue dress, no doubt.
Polar Bear would have to wait until my Uncle Zeb came by to take a nap.
At a thousand pounds and holding,
all my clothes on her would surely tear and gap.
Grizzly and Kodiak are the ones I would truly dread to catch in my bedroom.
They are wild women who wear too much smelly overpowering perfume.
We had them once for a slumber party, and they tore up my bed being funny.
They cannot come back, because their parents paid no restitution money.
Better make up your mind, and do it much quicker than you have
done in the immediate past.
I just saw a trail of bear prints head toward your house,
and they were moving rather fast.
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