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Gotta Get Fit

The calendar says, 'Not a moment too soon'
    I've got to fit in my swimsuit by the fifteenth of June

  I suppose I could ask doc for a quick tummy tuck
    But I'd rather the knife boiled chicken feathers pluck

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Caren Krutsinger Date: 4/24/2023 10:49:00 AM I cannot imagine wanting a tummy tuck or my feathers plucked! Fun one Login to Reply

Kim Rodrigues Date: 4/23/2023 8:18:00 PM Do men think about such things! I say buy a new suit if the other doesn’t fit. ;) Login to Reply

Paula Goldsmith Date: 4/23/2023 10:04:00 AM A fun write. If you need a swimsuit by June 15, then go with shorts/top. Have a blessed day.............. Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 4/23/2023 6:51:00 PM It's 'float or sink' for this mini-elephant. lol.

John Lawless Date: 4/23/2023 4:47:00 AM Just remember what the first three letters of DIEt .....spell Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 4/23/2023 6:58:00 PM Oh, no: EID! Enough Ramadan for me this year, John.

Panagiota Romios Date: 4/23/2023 1:55:00 AM Hi Gershon, my doc always concerned that I am too thin..lol I see myself as a balloon? But I am more the size of a doorknob, I do know the damage weight causes on heart and muscles. I avoid sugar anything~ as cancer loves sugar. I rarely eat high card anything I was fatter 40 years ago. Good luck Good poem. Pangie Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 4/23/2023 6:59:00 PM I am shedding ounces day by day by day. Really. If I live long enough, I'll weigh nothing!

Shirley Hawkins Date: 4/22/2023 10:38:00 PM The more I feel the need to diet My senses go deaf and quiet They know that I love to eat And dieting is too big a feat. Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 4/23/2023 7:03:00 PM Somehow, I caught the bug again. i think it's because I walk around the house (inside) 6 times before eating and 6 times after.. It's making a difference, I see. One week and counting, so far. :) gw