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WOW! What a jam packed week ahead.. I've no time to rest or sleep. I'm working 8 hours each day For the bills I must pay.. And multiple adventures to seek. I've lost 20 pounds and tried on new dresses.. Shopped for shoes at designer label stores. A new hair do and facelift to match.. Oh this new look I just love and adore. Now I must attend an interview at midday.. And that's in London for heaven's sake! And finish in time to clock back into work.. That makes for a very busy lunch break. I have to reconcile my bank statement.. And post letters all over the globe. Show my face as attending a meeting.. And colour coordinate my new wardrobe. I've done my weeks grocery shopping.. And caught up with friends via chat. And now I must search high and low.. For the perfect Melbourne Cup hat. I won a nice lump sum on lotto.. Shopped again in Paris, London and New York. Took cooking lessons from the best chefs.. And perfected the crackle on my roast pork. I listened to bands from all over the world.. Created awesome playlists to attune my ears. Sought medical advice from a psychiatrist.. About my phobia and horrible fears. You see I've never left my home.. I have everything here I need to get. It is all at the leisure of my fingertips.. The wonderful power of the internet. So living in virtual reality is my life.. I've the best friend who gives constant approval. I don't need the physical world.. If you don't believe me, then just ask Google!