Google Google Google

Google, where were you all those years I wasted going to doctors? Google, where were you when I had those enormous World Books on my lap? Google, you are my go-to-expert now. I can diagnose my illnesses, I can look up historical and hysterical events, I can learn new words and new concepts, thanks to you, my friend. Google, Google, Google, for world leader! Wait, I think you already are. Google, Google, Google, I cannot stop chanting your name. My best friend ever until you give me information that I do not want, When you begin to be my arch-enemy – you become a boor and a boob, Google. What do you mean you only search the stuff, you do not write it? Explain Search Engine please; I did not ever listen to any teacher. I do not usually entertain any new concepts think or read. Pompously proud to say that and to tweet it also…. Aha, so you search stuff. Thank you, Google! You are my go-to-expert now. Google, Google, Google. Google, Google! Google for Chief of Staff! Google!