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This is my 40 lines in 40 minutes poem.

How did I start off my morning today
It was the very same and usual way
Turned on coffee pot the did my business
Sat on toilet to be sure I would not miss.

Soon another neat poem started typing
After my mental complaining and griping
Then my coffee I clumsily started to pour
Put right amount of creamer in was sure.

Placed back in fridge after some stirring
Again petted cat after hearing it purring
Drank coffee warm cup that had been hollow
Of course were more poems closely to follow.

Typing poems up have found it hard to do
After I read each line through and through
To see if errors are persistent and consistent
Before to my efforts they became resistant.

Horrors!!! Typing my poems up must be done
Which really to me never ever has been fun
Once you did see my display of dexterity
You would have much hilarity from my disparity.

Might not ever discover any connection at all
Was just like a newborn taking its first bawl.
Which later was turned into a frequent howl
Then after that on face soon saw a scowl.

When duty does call, it always has bad timing
Right in the middle of a poem I was rhyming
Hope poem doesn't take a literary, literal dive
And will survive and become part of an archive.

To read each line of poem never need to be afraid
Promise you by many received a passing grade
Even was recently read by an individual invalid
Who continued to read it like everyone else did.

Poem is presently being presented to a panel
Who literary science want to place in an ****
In case they find another fool willing to read
Thoughts that only a moron may ever need.

And two hours to type it up. Oh, and don't 
know if you like my poems or not but God
made me write this one anyway so bare up.

James Thomas Horn, Retired Veteran and Poet
They need ????? for a category to put this one
into. I am calling it a blessing because it is a
blessing it has finally left my mind intact.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015



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Date: 5/11/2015 5:34:00 AM
Delightful and very engaging piece, superbly written
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Date: 5/11/2015 8:04:00 PM
I am so enchanted with all of you wonderful new people. Bev and you have really made my day. Now I will have to read some of your poems. I always need new stimulation to write more poems. Jim Horn
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