God Has Blessed Chinese Phones

Who says Chinese products hardly last? I’d vote he’s a talker a bit fast, His sick opinion one that won’t last; Into River Chang Jang to be cast… God, I guess, has blessed Chinese Phones: “Be Fruitful and multiply in tons; Over you races to strain their bones And buyers’ voices heard in clear drones… Who thinks Chinese Phones rarely last? For this view no Satellite, no Mast; We cause it, asking for The Much Cheap And “Smart China” won’t want us to weep… A shocking comment one helped me pick, While conversing with who smokes a stick: His wife’s belittling of my sickness, Quite sure my fears were A New Weakness “This Guy has been with this breathless thing And just wants it to ‘New in ears ring’. She must’ve been some meters away But her voice China’s Phone did betray! Now, I know My Brother’s Wife; I shall her fear like the sharpest knife!