Glory Be

Yippee! Nothing hurts! There's no pain anywhere Not in my feet, not in my knees I'm so happy, brimming with glee! Standing up ramrod straight I don't resemble an early primate Squatting almost down to the ground Perched on my head, a golden crown Nothing hurts! Yippee! I feel alive again, you see And the best part, glory be -- It doesn't hurt at all when I pee... ********** Thanking God for small favors Gratefully, I approach the laver

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Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 1/6/2019 7:45:00 PM

LOL! ;p

Eve Roper

Date: 1/6/2019 4:31:00 PM

:) ,, God blessed us with a body that works, but age takes over and my goodness we wish we had that young body back. Nicely done my dear friend. Hugs Eve

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/6/2019 4:58:00 PM

Thank you so much for your kind and encouraging comments, Eve... YOUR poetry is so inspirational for me. I look forward to reading it greatly. Warmest winter wishes, dear friend. ~ Gershon

Vladislav Raven

Date: 1/6/2019 4:17:00 PM

Hi Gershon, thank you for the giggles. This will be me for the rest of the night. This was such a wonderful write my friend. I am glad I dropped by this evening. Thank you for the laugh my friend. Have a wonderful end to Sunday. Your friend always....Mike.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/6/2019 4:22:00 PM

Mike, your comments are so helpful and encourage me greatly. I appreciate the care and the caring with which you pen them. Can't thank you enough for your support, my friend. Warmest wishes, Gershon

Jan Allison

Date: 1/6/2019 4:05:00 PM

oh so funny Gershon, I'm not ready to relinquish my poop poetry crown and I'll never stop trying to make people smile:-) lol:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/6/2019 4:16:00 PM

Not to worry, my dear Jan. Pee can't hold a candle to poop! (Although if it did, I wouldn't want to be the one holding the candle!). LOL. Long live the queen!! … I'll sign off now, before I put both feet in my mouth. Thanks for your support, Jan! :) gw

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 1/6/2019 3:40:00 PM

I was sailing away with the reading of this when I got to the end I thought I was reading Jan's poem or Nina's poem so I went back. Yes, it was from you. Wow! When you decide to open your horizons you really open them. Nice one.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/6/2019 4:18:00 PM

Just call me Janina! Thank you for the compliment, Caren! I'm humbled; those two are great!! Appreciated, Gershon

Jan Allison
Date: 1/6/2019 4:04:00 PM

hee hee Caren i love that comment lol:-) hugs Jan xx