Gershon Wolf Poet Rhyme

Glory Be

Yippee! Nothing hurts!
  There's no pain anywhere
Not in my feet, not in my knees
  I'm so happy, brimming with glee!

Standing up ramrod straight
  I don't resemble an early primate
Squatting almost down to the ground
  Perched on my head, a golden crown

Nothing hurts! Yippee!
  I feel alive again, you see
And the best part, glory be -- 
  It doesn't hurt at all when I pee...

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Thanking God for small favors
  Gratefully, I approach the laver

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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart January 6, 2019 at 7:45 PM LOL! ;p

Eve Roper January 6, 2019 at 4:31 PM :) ,, God blessed us with a body that works, but age takes over and my goodness we wish we had that young body back. Nicely done my dear friend. Hugs Eve Gershon Wolf January 6, 2019 at 4:58 PM Thank you so much for your kind and encouraging comments, Eve... YOUR poetry is so inspirational for me. I look forward to reading it greatly. Warmest winter wishes, dear friend. ~ Gershon

Vladislav Raven January 6, 2019 at 4:17 PM Hi Gershon, thank you for the giggles. This will be me for the rest of the night. This was such a wonderful write my friend. I am glad I dropped by this evening. Thank you for the laugh my friend. Have a wonderful end to Sunday. Your friend always....Mike. Gershon Wolf January 6, 2019 at 4:22 PM Mike, your comments are so helpful and encourage me greatly. I appreciate the care and the caring with which you pen them. Can't thank you enough for your support, my friend. Warmest wishes, Gershon

Jan Allison January 6, 2019 at 4:05 PM oh so funny Gershon, I'm not ready to relinquish my poop poetry crown and I'll never stop trying to make people smile:-) lol:-) hugs jan xx Gershon Wolf January 6, 2019 at 4:16 PM Not to worry, my dear Jan. Pee can't hold a candle to poop! (Although if it did, I wouldn't want to be the one holding the candle!). LOL. Long live the queen!! … I'll sign off now, before I put both feet in my mouth. Thanks for your support, Jan! :) gw

Caren Krutsinger January 6, 2019 at 3:40 PM I was sailing away with the reading of this when I got to the end I thought I was reading Jan's poem or Nina's poem so I went back. Yes, it was from you. Wow! When you decide to open your horizons you really open them. Nice one. Gershon Wolf January 6, 2019 at 4:18 PM Just call me Janina! Thank you for the compliment, Caren! I'm humbled; those two are great!! Appreciated, Gershon Jan Allison January 6, 2019 at 4:04 PM hee hee Caren i love that comment lol:-) hugs Jan xx