Getting Old Is Fun Not Funny

I cannot wait to drive a sports car I thought!
Now I have a red one, it took me awhile.
Guys race to see what I look like.
From the back I am sure I look young and sexy.

When they pull up and honk I give them my old face.
If I smile wide enough, they get to see how many teeth I am missing.
I get a kick out of it. I know I shouldn’t
But it is one of the few things that makes me laugh.

I cannot wait to be a grandma and live in the country.
That was my ultimate dream.
I am a grandma to ten, and I do live in the country.
But there is arthritis in both of my ankles.

Sometimes I step down and it feels like I have broken both ankles.
Do whatever you want while you are young, girl.
My dog knocked me down and I am pretty sure I am dead now.
Just determined not to believe it - easier to do at my ripe old age.
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Sands Avatar
January 2, 2022 at 6:51 AM
LoL. Great one Caren. I enjoyed this. Happy New Year :)
Bauer Avatar
January 1, 2022 at 2:12 PM
you are too funny, caren! thanks for the ear-to-ear grin!
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January 1, 2022 at 5:00 PM
You are welcome Happy New Year
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