Getting Old Is Fun Not Funny

I cannot wait to drive a sports car I thought! Now I have a red one, it took me awhile. Guys race to see what I look like. From the back I am sure I look young and sexy. When they pull up and honk I give them my old face. If I smile wide enough, they get to see how many teeth I am missing. I get a kick out of it. I know I shouldn’t But it is one of the few things that makes me laugh. I cannot wait to be a grandma and live in the country. That was my ultimate dream. I am a grandma to ten, and I do live in the country. But there is arthritis in both of my ankles. Sometimes I step down and it feels like I have broken both ankles. Do whatever you want while you are young, girl. My dog knocked me down and I am pretty sure I am dead now. Just determined not to believe it - easier to do at my ripe old age.