Garden Fantastic

I walked out to see my garden's beauty
Looking for vibrant colors to see
But before I could look he was all over me
Stung fourteen times by an angry bee

I was looking at a butterfly fluttering by
But a Blue Jay snatched it out of the sky
I transplanted a couple of ferns nearer to me
That turned out to be poison ivy

I stopped at some sweet blossoms to smell
But the mosquitos and chiggers were biting like hell
I also set out some vegetable plants
Soon they were carried away by the ants

I had a bagful of promising seeds
But what came up were aggressive weeds
Then I noticed a bunch of holes
Seems now my garden hosts a colony of moles

I won't let this garden get the better of me
It's now a great beauty for all to see
My new garden is quite fantastic
For now it's all made of plastic

Petal, buds, blossoms, bees, birds, butterflies! Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Silent One
07/28/20

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Date: 8/20/2020 4:02:00 PM
LOL - I do hope you got a nice gnome go with the new flora!
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 8/20/2020 9:35:00 PM
That is a great idea! I think Ill get one.
Date: 8/5/2020 10:14:00 PM
G'day Timothy ... are you watering it once a week still. Everything loves a garden and that includes annoying bugs - thanks Timothy - Lindsay
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 8/7/2020 9:11:00 PM
No and my water bill has dropped but my grocery bill has went up. I think I am going to buy some plastic veggies too!
Date: 8/4/2020 7:35:00 PM
ha, ha! Enjoyed the punch line, as well as the whole 'gardening experience!' ~ 10 Thumbs, None Green
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 1/4/2022 12:22:00 AM
thanks Gershon
Date: 8/2/2020 8:43:00 AM
Timothy, what an amusing write. I have terrible luck with flowers, just didn't inherit a green thumb. Congratulations on your win! Hugs Eve
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 8/3/2020 12:22:00 PM
Me too thanks Eve
Date: 8/2/2020 1:47:00 AM
Ha ha this is such an amusing one Timothy. Loved reading it. Congratulations on your win!
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 8/7/2020 9:12:00 PM
Thank you kindly Aditi!
Date: 8/1/2020 12:05:00 PM
- But, Timothy ... plastic does not smell good :))) - Congratulations on your win :) - // Anne-Lise :)
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 8/3/2020 12:24:00 PM
thank you so much Sun Shine
Date: 8/1/2020 11:20:00 AM
This is a FAVE for me, Timothy. What a fabulous sense of humor. Congrats on your most deserving win ~
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 8/3/2020 12:25:00 PM
Thank you Friend!
Date: 8/1/2020 8:20:00 AM
Oh my, what a nightmare my friend! Never give up, although plastic never dies and does not get infected by any bugs! Congratulations on your placement in the contest..
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 8/3/2020 12:25:00 PM
thank you Silent One
Date: 7/28/2020 5:27:00 PM
Anything about gardening catches my eye and you didn't disappoint, full of activities and observations, great write.
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 7/28/2020 6:05:00 PM
Thank you so much Reggae. The best to you and yours!
Date: 7/28/2020 3:27:00 PM
Lol! Aggravating--great close, Tom -- Aloha~@William
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 7/28/2020 3:41:00 PM
Thank you friend across the great pond!
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