GalBouis LeRoux
They spoke of a Cowboy. Maybe the greatest Cowboy of all thyme is
GalBouis LeRoux! His professional career started manymoons ago.
His Paw was Known named Catgut LeRoux, her was a first chair flutist
in a Sleazy Big Band Get-up. He was also a carnerval worker, taveling regional
area's doing clown jobs and fixing carnvel equipment. One night the strongman
was ill and they asked "Ole Carny" to fill in for him in the rasslin match. He took
the job and still did the gig , taping up his thumb saaying he broke it his losing endeavor
in the bout. His wife said he came home excited and aroused, she said
she became pregant that night, having a Bouncing baby boy nine months later.
People liked making a lyer out of him, so when she called and said she was pregant
and the child was his and to get his" Rutti Tutti songbird ass" down here he did!
GalBouis she said wheeze ah fixing to have us sum chirrin" Years later at the same carnivel were his Ole Paw made his debut, GalBouis LeRoux made his debut bout. "He was sponsered by Accent Cola Brand"
he'd drink the stuff everyday, one night he started talking with an Accent and I called the company and told them,"He crazy now" said his loving wife. GalBouis put your ass in this seat and sign this ole form or paper,Huh, yeah is officail now" she said. GalBouis calmly sat and signed. We is ah fixxing to rassle now, huh? She said hold a oboe and a bottle of expensvie wine,:Get the Bayleaves outta the broth we is ready for eatin now" aint that rite GalBouis LeRoux? Yes Honey he say!
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