Frilled Neck Dragon Competition Is On

I am a frilled neck dragon, and I hail from New Guinea he bragged. We were all intimidated by this guy who never stopped or lagged. Until a new frilled neck dragon came into the woods in May. My daddy’s bigger than your daddy, I heard the newcomer say. The newcomer was from Australia, and at least another foot long. He ate his crickets and meal worms as he sang his braggadocio song. First frilled neck dragon got on a boat and sailed away across the sea. I know this happened, because first frilled neck dragon lives with me.