Friends Are Like Panties

Friends are like panties Some crawl up your butt Some snap under pressure Some just hold you up Some get a bit twisted Some you love to hate Some are there when you need them Some are there way too late Some may be holy Some full of crap Some are there for you all night Some just for a nap Some might be naughty Some might be cheap Some a bit haughty Some cause you to weep Some last forever Some just fade away Some make you look so good Some just are OK Some make you feel proud Some make you blush Some are just too loud Some good times will crush Some come in all colors Some transparent clear Some you might keep hidden Some you show with cheer Some are lambasted Some you’ll take to heart Some are just wasted Some fit for a tart Yes, friends are like panties There’s just something about them You need them forever You’d feel naked without them mdailey The first few lines come from a joke but I thought the story rang very true so I expanded it and put it to rhyme.