For Sale

FOR SALE Beautiful paint stallion Lookin to sell What I really gave for him I'll never tell Ain't been broke But will make a heck of a ride Though it didn't go well The one time I tried Calm and sweet Quiet and sensible Except when you pen him up He's not really fence - able Would make a GREAT jump horse He's got a heck of a stride Damn near cleared the fence And it's almost three feet high SUPER barrel prospect This sucker can turn and fly Especially to the feed room That's one barrel he'll never go by He would make a FANTASTIC trail horse He just loves livin outside Though the one time he saw a deer I thought he might lose his mind He's covered all my mares Have several of his babies Maybe it's the inbreeding But most look like they've got scabies Come on down and have a look You can pet him with a stick Best to keep your distance He's been known to bite and kick Don't miss this chance To own the most gorgeous horse around Although after his fight with the mountain lion I can't really guarantee him sound On sale just for today Really needin to make a buck If you ain't got no cash I'd settle for a brand new truck