For Just Living In Glasgow

Jeff’s dull life began to glow, His Jeff’s weight to around throw, Great winds telling when to blow; Tap asking to again flow… Wasted years in Canada And USA’s Nevada, Though, there, had driven Prada And chance had to love Sandra… He’d wanted to try Norway And Mum fought it with “No way?” You’d better in Warm zones stay And profit from Sunny Day… Some years in Nicaragua And he could just buy Jaguar, Learn that water is Agua, And the Human Tongue Lengua, Where upon he chose Glasgow And his mum with smiles said “Go!”