Food

Food What do you eat When you eat what you like Here are some clues From your pal Uncle Mike Mushrooms According to the FDA Maggots and mites are really OK While maggots won’t hurt you They’re not appetizing And flavor of mites is really surprising So pick them yourself Make sure they’re OK And don’t leave this task To the old FDA Chewing Gum Gum contains lanolin And that comes from wool It’s an oily secretion And that is no bull So each time you chew You’re chewing sheep sweat And that is as gross As your chewing can get Vanilla Ice Cream If you read the label You may see castoreum And that’s a secretion From a beavers old bum The FDA says It is generally safe But its use in my ice cream Just makes me chafe “Natural flavoring” is how it is listed The FDA’s humor I would say is quite twisted