Flo and Jan

Progressive has Flo; Toyota has Jan. I really don’t get their appeal. At first, Flo was cool, with her retro pouf hair But with Jan – tell me, what is the deal? By now I can say, well, they’re both on my nerves And I’m sure many others agree; So a word of advice to their ad people – please Make commercials both Flo- and Jan-free. Recognition’s important – I get that, I do, But a negative sticks in the craw; If these ads were like diamonds, I’d have to admit Jan and Flo feel like finding a flaw.