First Grade

Ive spent half my day getting Billy to talk The other half stopping him eating the chalk Tod seems to like wearing large baby grows While Ellie is pushing some crayons up her nose Timmy’s packed lunch is just chocolate and juice Kate’s nose is dripping with something that’s puce While Marty and Mo fly their make believe brooms Sounds like they’ve been at the magic mushrooms I know it’s the first day at school for this bunch Perhaps they’ll calm down once they’ve all had their lunch but Barry is only just moving to solids So why DO we take teachers straight out of college