Fire Ants For Sale

Fire Ants for Sale By Elton Camp On fire ants I’m running a special deal And at this price, they sure are a steal And you won’t even have much to try So that your stock will greatly multiply With mounds of fire ants well on guard, It’s easier to keep kids out of your yard If, at night, a burglar attempts to lurk, They may swam and drive away the jerk I’m willing to guarantee that the ants live If not, replacements I’ll be happy to give Although any refund I just cannot grant I make my living selling this type of ant Although to order soon, you had better try Of these fine ants there’s a limited supply I’ll remove them freshly dug from my yard And gladly accept cash or your credit card