Fire Ants For Sale
Fire Ants for Sale
By Elton Camp
On fire ants I’m running a special deal
And at this price, they sure are a steal
And you won’t even have much to try
So that your stock will greatly multiply
With mounds of fire ants well on guard,
It’s easier to keep kids out of your yard
If, at night, a burglar attempts to lurk,
They may swam and drive away the jerk
I’m willing to guarantee that the ants live
If not, replacements I’ll be happy to give
Although any refund I just cannot grant
I make my living selling this type of ant
Although to order soon, you had better try
Of these fine ants there’s a limited supply
I’ll remove them freshly dug from my yard
And gladly accept cash or your credit card
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