Finding Your Mind For Dummies

If too, you are a bit like me Dysfunctional as that may be You may find it is quite easy To misplace and lose your mind I don't seem to recall the fee So here are a few tips for free I hope that they will help you see How it can be yours to find Nows here's a list you can borrow Only some quick steps to follow For when your head's feeling hollow And you just don't seem to bright Save yourself a little sorrow By next week if not tomorrow Make this good advice your motto Always screw your head on tight First make those crazy eyes look tame One must see straight to look for brains I know that it can be a pain When they roll off with no care You'll get no where going insane Or jumping out from window frames Except splat across the street lane And you won't find *****down there If you feel your stomach sink And worry what the neighbours think Say **** it and top up your drink You don't really have to care Fix this faster than you can blink Walk around like your *****don't stink Sometimes you've got to lose that link Who needs their two cents to share? There is always one more escape Another option you can take When all else fails, your last gate Good old fashioned denail If puzzle can't you the fit make And you just need a easy brake Your to far gone to fight that shake Tell the voices be sane and smile