Finding Your Mind For Dummies
If too, you are a bit like me
Dysfunctional as that may be
You may find it is quite easy
To misplace and lose your mind
I don't seem to recall the fee
So here are a few tips for free
I hope that they will help you see
How it can be yours to find
Nows here's a list you can borrow
Only some quick steps to follow
For when your head's feeling hollow
And you just don't seem to bright
Save yourself a little sorrow
By next week if not tomorrow
Make this good advice your motto
Always screw your head on tight
First make those crazy eyes look tame
One must see straight to look for brains
I know that it can be a pain
When they roll off with no care
You'll get no where going insane
Or jumping out from window frames
Except splat across the street lane
And you won't find *****down there
If you feel your stomach sink
And worry what the neighbours think
Say **** it and top up your drink
You don't really have to care
Fix this faster than you can blink
Walk around like your *****don't stink
Sometimes you've got to lose that link
Who needs their two cents to share?
There is always one more escape
Another option you can take
When all else fails, your last gate
Good old fashioned denail
If puzzle can't you the fit make
And you just need a easy brake
Your to far gone to fight that shake
Tell the voices be sane and smile
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