Finding a Wife

William Harris led an interesting life Travelled around Europe to find a wife First on the list for the loving Mister Harris Was the romantic and pretty city of Paris The Parisian girls were nice that's for sure No wife material though so off to Warsaw Polish girls were also very friendly too A wife though I'm afraid they wouldn't do William then visited the land of the Dutch The girls there he liked so very much All of them polite and always said please No wife for William as he didn't like cheese Italy was next on William's very long list An opportunity too good to be missed Wine and women the perfect combination No wife though no cause for celebration So returned back to England William did go All kinds of English girls were on show He found a wife and then settled down She made him happy as a circus clown