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Desi DeRotten was not easily forgotten She only wore cotton, and was easily besotten. Missy Fit heard about her, and got sick a bit. She has incredible wit, unless she senses a nitwit. Swede Glooginfloggin fell onto my toboggan. He hurt his shoulder, his ribs, and his sniffing noggin. Petunia Patch thought he might be her match. She invited him to dine, but he said “some other time”. They were all participants of the dating app Plenty of Fish. Desi DeRotten thought he would find himself a real dish. Missy Fit was looking for a man with hair in a big batch. Surprisingly someone else had signed up Petunia Patch.