Feminism Is a Rubber Chicken

hen party
                                             walk of shame

                                          your worth in eggs







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Copyright © | Year Posted 2019


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Date: 7/10/2019 1:42:00 PM
Satire at it's best lol! I love it!
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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 7/10/2019 7:37:00 PM
Tee hee ;), Thank you!
Date: 5/19/2019 9:33:00 AM
Oh, satirical brilliance! :)
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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/19/2019 9:38:00 AM
:)))) Thank you! xomo!
Date: 5/18/2019 3:21:00 PM
Very good, Maureen. Hugs Eve
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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/19/2019 7:27:00 AM
Thank you Eve :) xomo!
Date: 5/18/2019 12:49:00 PM
LOVE it. It's short but so filled with meaning
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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/19/2019 7:26:00 AM
I like using preloaded words for just that ;) Thank you!!! Elated you love it, xomo
Date: 5/18/2019 9:45:00 AM
Nicely done Mo... It's more than it's cracked up to be...
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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/18/2019 10:42:00 AM
tee hee hee ;) thank you Joseph! xomo
Date: 5/16/2019 9:37:00 PM
But all that see you soon know you are more than that!
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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/17/2019 7:34:00 AM
I'm worth my weight in subway tokens ;) not... Thank you Timothy! xomo!
Date: 5/16/2019 9:19:00 AM
Excellent!!!!
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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/16/2019 10:35:00 AM
Thank you Allen! :))) xomo
Date: 5/16/2019 3:53:00 AM
Yes, feminism is a rubber chicken...In this context, one might even say this: feminism -- isn't... and just leave it at that. (Actually, the more I think about those two words, the more their utter verity whacks me in the jawbone). ~ Wacky Wolf
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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/16/2019 8:04:00 AM
That law passed on my 47th birthday. Stunned.
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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/16/2019 7:00:00 AM
...phew, just checking, I used a small case "r" ;)
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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/16/2019 6:21:00 AM
With the right rape campaign and repopulation, it will be like nothing happened. Utopia at last ;) ~ miffed mo who should probably get up and make coffee before responding to comments... <3
Date: 5/15/2019 2:21:00 PM
Have you noticed how thin modern egg shells are? Aloha! Rico
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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/16/2019 6:26:00 AM
Yes. And pale yellow yolks. I'm lucky enough to get mine from a friend, happy hen's eggs. (I almost answered yes, with political correctness, walking on much thinner egg shells;)
Date: 5/15/2019 11:59:00 AM
Other then the title being one of the oldest prop gags yuk yuk yuk I am reminded of the old commercial about them cracking an egg and saying thus us your brain; and then frying the egg and saying thus us your brain on drugs. I always thought I'd never eat a raw egg; so please fry my brain sunnyside up so that I can dip bread in the yolk. I honestly love this poem Maureen, but remember to always be a free range chicken; they are healthier.
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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/16/2019 6:58:00 AM
Yeah. I am pretty cooped up. I like my yolk runny and my whites crispy; hard to please, I know ;) xomo!
Date: 5/15/2019 11:15:00 AM
we just are what we are, aren't we? ;)
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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/15/2019 11:22:00 AM
I can't make out a word the grown ups are saying. ;)
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