Feminism Is a Rubber Chicken

hen party
                                             walk of shame

                                          your worth in eggs







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Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Shelman Avatar
July 10, 2019 at 1:42 PM
Satire at it's best lol! I love it!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
July 10, 2019 at 7:37 PM
Tee hee ;), Thank you!
Chan Avatar
May 19, 2019 at 9:33 AM
Oh, satirical brilliance! :)
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May 19, 2019 at 9:38 AM
:)))) Thank you! xomo!
Roper Avatar
May 18, 2019 at 3:21 PM
Very good, Maureen. Hugs Eve
Pigeon Tart Avatar
May 19, 2019 at 7:27 AM
Thank you Eve :) xomo!
Dietrich Avatar
May 18, 2019 at 12:49 PM
LOVE it. It's short but so filled with meaning
Pigeon Tart Avatar
May 19, 2019 at 7:26 AM
I like using preloaded words for just that ;) Thank you!!! Elated you love it, xomo
May Avatar
May 18, 2019 at 9:45 AM
Nicely done Mo... It's more than it's cracked up to be...
Pigeon Tart Avatar
May 18, 2019 at 10:42 AM
tee hee hee ;) thank you Joseph! xomo
Mcguire Avatar
May 16, 2019 at 9:37 PM
But all that see you soon know you are more than that!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
May 17, 2019 at 7:34 AM
I'm worth my weight in subway tokens ;) not... Thank you Timothy! xomo!
Beilschmidt Sr. Avatar
May 16, 2019 at 9:19 AM
Excellent!!!!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
May 16, 2019 at 10:35 AM
Thank you Allen! :))) xomo
Wolf Avatar
May 16, 2019 at 3:53 AM
Yes, feminism is a rubber chicken...In this context, one might even say this: feminism -- isn't... and just leave it at that. (Actually, the more I think about those two words, the more their utter verity whacks me in the jawbone). ~ Wacky Wolf
Pigeon Tart Avatar
May 16, 2019 at 8:04 AM
That law passed on my 47th birthday. Stunned.
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May 16, 2019 at 7:00 AM
...phew, just checking, I used a small case "r" ;)
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May 16, 2019 at 6:21 AM
With the right rape campaign and repopulation, it will be like nothing happened. Utopia at last ;) ~ miffed mo who should probably get up and make coffee before responding to comments... <3
Leffanta Avatar
May 15, 2019 at 2:21 PM
Have you noticed how thin modern egg shells are? Aloha! Rico
Pigeon Tart Avatar
May 16, 2019 at 6:26 AM
Yes. And pale yellow yolks. I'm lucky enough to get mine from a friend, happy hen's eggs. (I almost answered yes, with political correctness, walking on much thinner egg shells;)
Connelly Avatar
May 15, 2019 at 11:59 AM
Other then the title being one of the oldest prop gags yuk yuk yuk I am reminded of the old commercial about them cracking an egg and saying thus us your brain; and then frying the egg and saying thus us your brain on drugs. I always thought I'd never eat a raw egg; so please fry my brain sunnyside up so that I can dip bread in the yolk. I honestly love this poem Maureen, but remember to always be a free range chicken; they are healthier.
Pigeon Tart Avatar
May 16, 2019 at 6:58 AM
Yeah. I am pretty cooped up. I like my yolk runny and my whites crispy; hard to please, I know ;) xomo!
Awtry Avatar
May 15, 2019 at 11:15 AM
we just are what we are, aren't we? ;)
Pigeon Tart Avatar
May 15, 2019 at 11:22 AM
I can't make out a word the grown ups are saying. ;)
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