Fellow Workers

Behold the mighty ego on two feet,
Whose brain is missing, though the suit is neat.
They walk around like kings of empty space,
With pride and panic painted on their face.

They talk for hours and say nothing new,
A one-person trash heap leaking out on cue.
Their grand ideas are small, absurd, and old,
Like yesterday’s stale soup left in the cold.

They open up their mouth to spin a tale,
Of how they fought a shark and rode a whale.
A walking billboard for a cheap brand name,
Where every minor errand wins them fame.

They brag of wealth they simply do not own,
And broadcast status from a cracked cell phone.
The room falls flat, the yawns begin to spread,
While they crown themselves inside their head.

They climb a molehill, screaming it’s Everest,
Convincing no one that they are the best.
A golden trophy made of painted tin,
All empty echo from their throat within.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Lillico  Avatar
August 28, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Congratulations William! Those obnoxious co-workers! Witty and funny! Never too many punchlines😊Thank you! M
Kelii Kekaula Avatar
September 6, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I am truly grateful for your thoughtful words and placement.
Etgen-Baker Avatar
August 27, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I've experienced what you mentioned, especially in your 2d stanza....glad I don't have to go to work anymore :-)
Kelii Kekaula Avatar
September 6, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Thank you, my friend.
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