Fell from Boat Being in Shallotte

this may grab your goat
frantically fell from a boat
being in Shallotte

in Shallotte climbed an oak
branch that I know had been broke
slipping in some yolk

my wife was a wretch
turned out being quite a catch
lunch with fetch will fetch

what we would admit
all pieces of puzzle fit
crimes did commit 

perfect pygmalion
in love with an alien
who was a Himalayan

what we did do on a whim
go ahead and torture them

eat some spaghetti
while in Serengeti

when he had been a carrier
we would need a barrier

we had been starting to see
a midget is what he may be

had become warm in my dorm
which was way above the norm
when a storm had begun to form

a conspiracy theory
which did become quite dreary
composing a query

we would vagrantly vegetate
what had gone on pitiful plate
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