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Felix Is Dead

Felix is dead

I have a tail, huge teeth
Which I only use for food
I love the pack leader
I walk with him each day
But I’ve heard a rumour
Someone new is coming to stay

I bite through toys and
My jaws rip them apart
I wouldn’t hurt fly unless
It hurt my heart, and doubt
Is now rising, because I am 
Number one. I won’t give this up

My tail arcs like a scorpion
I swagger when I walk, but
I know a change is coming 
A strange human and female
Biggest I’ve ever seen, holding
A cage and the smell is making me
Mean.

A face through the bars, make
My heckles rise, a meow cry
I snarl and stare in its eyes
Cats. The boss holds it, tells
Me to be calm, only because 
He’s the leader, I don’t rip 
It from his arms. My tail wags

At first I play gently, allow it a tap
I nudge it with my nose, but
The green envy rises when it
Sits on the leader’s lap, my lips curls
My tongue slathers, my eyes narrow
I sneer, wait til we’re all alone.







Everybody’s gone an empty house
It hisses and it arches as I circle
The cat can’t look away, or else
I will snap, I’ll never forgive the
Smugness sitting on my leaders lap.
I pounce and flatten, ten times its size
And as I close my jaws, I look in its eyes.

I scrape at the earth, until a hole is dug
And I pick its lifeless body from the rug
They’ll be sure it escaped, climbed
Over the fence and wait its return.
I’ll be a terribly subdued and stare 
At the door. Again, I’ll be the favourite,
Pats on my head, they’ll never guess
Flex has demised, yes Felix is dead!

David Cox 20/05/22

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Date: 7/1/2022 8:07:00 AM
Hi again, yes, don't take a poem to seriously, just enjoy the story and the art.
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Eileen Clark
Date: 7/1/2022 8:08:00 AM
Date: 6/30/2022 12:18:00 PM
I'm not sure what to say about this poem, kinda wish I hadn't read it though the writing and rhyme is good. I love cats, I have two that have been with me for over ten years. =^..^= I know, it's just a poem.
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Dave Cox
Date: 6/30/2022 2:28:00 PM
It's a joke. I know a family who have a dog and a cat, but they are too afraid of the consequences to allow them to meet. Comical eh? I imagined if I were a jealous dog. Thank you for reading. Dave

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