Felix and his Worst Week

Feix is weirded out and angry; the world has gone mad.
His kibble has been stolen, by Tim, a large tom cat that is bad.
His lithium cannot get replaced, and his bipolar makes him sad.
Felix is now having the worst week he has ever had!

Felix's wife has left him, worse, she left the litter far behind.
They demandingly mew and wail, their crying not so kind.
Felix’s nerves are on edge, and he wants to give a shout.
He’s angry that he was not the first cat to move out.

He called his mother and begged her to come be a grandma cat.
She laughed her tail off, and said “you know me much better than that!”
So now he has hired a nurse, a housekeeper, and a laundress to boot.
The kitties are all screaming, and his nerves are through the roof!
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