Facing a Siberian Tiger

Siberian tiger, striped, brave and strong She covered my entire car, ten feet long Six hundred and sixty pounds turned and stared me down I ran until I reached the edge of the very next large town You were never in danger, a voice said in my head. He’s just a big pussy, a pet of your weird old neighbor Ned. But part of me knew better, and was glad I had been spared. For neighbors like this odd duck man, I have truly never cared.