Face To Face With the Sign

I walked into the McGinty Funeral Home
and saw this enormous sign
“This funeral is by invitation only”.
I stared at it. 

Should I go in?
I know I was not invited.
No one was around.
Who to ask?

The worst they could do is ask me to leave.
I was her friend.
I squared my shoulders and walked through the curtain.
Her family was thrilled to see me!

Almost no one else had come.
I learned from a friend many years later
That the funeral home had been rented out that afternoon
For a Happy Divorce Party.
I figure the sign I saw was part of the festivities.
Whoever had to go to the bathroom left it in the worst possible place though.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Goldsmith Avatar
June 20, 2022 at 12:58 PM
This is way tooooo funny. Did it really happen or just a fun write??? A Happy Divorce Party in a funeral home. What a way to go. Have a blessed day............
Krutsinger Avatar
June 20, 2022 at 3:35 PM
I made it up
Hankins Avatar
June 19, 2022 at 2:17 PM
Wow, that would have presented quite a shock to me. But, for a "Happy Divorce Party," anything goes, eh?
Krutsinger Avatar
June 20, 2022 at 12:42 AM
Anything and EVERYTHING - I know of a young doctor who rented a party bus and had eight of her closest friends run around the city in it all night partying and she has five children! WHAT?
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