Face To Face With the Sign

I walked into the McGinty Funeral Home and saw this enormous sign “This funeral is by invitation only”. I stared at it. Should I go in? I know I was not invited. No one was around. Who to ask? The worst they could do is ask me to leave. I was her friend. I squared my shoulders and walked through the curtain. Her family was thrilled to see me! Almost no one else had come. I learned from a friend many years later That the funeral home had been rented out that afternoon For a Happy Divorce Party. I figure the sign I saw was part of the festivities. Whoever had to go to the bathroom left it in the worst possible place though.