Every Four Years Or So

My wife is unhappy What did I do Nothing, my darling It's not about you But dear, you're so sad It eats away at me I like seeing you glad It's how you should be Oh, Freedom just died here And that's why I came If I'd have foreseen Joe Biden I'd have stayed in Ukraine Gosh dear, this perhaps sounds cliched: 'Cos things may look bleak today But Biden won't always get his way It won't be all black and white There'll be shades of gray Darling, you really don't get it Ruin the USA is what socialism will do Just wait 'til Comrades Biden and Harris Start to tighten the screws ... Stone Cold Silence ... What can I say, honey You know better than me Better pack your bags and emigrate Democracy's too messy for you, I see